Dave likes to think he’s a proper pirate… though deep down, he knows he’s just a fraud.

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He runs Dave’s Disguises, Peahaven’s only costume shop, proudly offering a “100% Disguise Guarantee: If someone isn’t convinced, your money back!” Unfortunately, this very policy led to his financial downfall — nearly every criminal who bought a disguise from him ended up caught and demanded a refund.

 

Desperate for cash, Dave decided to rob a few banks himself, disguised as “Kerry McBerry” the strawberry. It wasn’t part of his plan, but indifferent either way, this robbing spree resulted in Carrot being wrongly imprisoned.

 

Thankfully, Toast and Paul Egg uncovered the truth and lured out the criminal berry using a disturbing amount of yoghurt and cream as a trap.

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Dave is now serving time in Littlecrouton Maximum Security Prison, surrounded by many of the very criminals he once sold disguises to (and refunded).

 

He’s become surprisingly good at table tennis — but is yet to figure out if this is a skill that can help him escape.

 

His old disguise shop lies in a state of disrepair, but Dave recently remembered a dusty old map once pinned to the wall as a prop… and he’s now convinced it leads to unmeasurable wealth. He’s working on his escape plan, though it’ll have to wait until after fish night in the canteen. (He’s allergic. Psychologically.)